- Money and me have a love/hate relationship. It loves leaving me and I hate it when it's gone.

- Mornings are not my best friend at all.

- I get off work at 7:00, so I'll meet you at the bar at 6:00.

- Diana Rigg's a babe. (sorry Uma Thurman)

- I'm single, but emotionally involved (unfortunetly, the airport of love didn't lose my baggage)

Simbone's Enigma: How come we always end up at the loudest table?

What do I do, you ask? Well, not much really. I guess my job consists mainly of hitting things...it's..what i do. I guess you could say I'm violently challenged in a sensitive kind of way. With your help I think I can beat this thing (no pun intended). Send me some suggestions and help me escape from Twang Factor Four! I'm not kiddin,' this project's brutal.