AGENT: BRUCE HARVIE
ALIAS: KING CURMUDGEON
CODE NAME: WOODY
CURRENT
AFFILIATION: TWANG FACTOR FOUR
STATUS: ACTIVE
META-HUMAN ATTRIBUTES: X-RAY VISION, BIONIC DIGESTIVE TRACT, WOODEN BRAIN (OAK).
ARSENAL: RADIOACTIVE ANAL RECORDING TRACKS, DIGITAL EXUDING TONGUE, MEGAMAN MANDOLIN.
LANGUAGES: INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE OF LOVE
HISTORY: AFTER ESCAPING THE BERKELY GRATEFUL DEAD UPHEAVAL OF THE LATE 60'S/EARLY 70'S, HARVIE RETREATED TO THE ISLANDS OF THE PUGET SOUND TO CHOP DOWN WHOLE FORESTS FOR USES UNKNOWN. INTERNATIONAL PRESSURE AND LOCAL UNREST FORCED "WOODY" TO THE MAINLAND. NEWS OF HIS "TRAIN WRECK" LIFESTYLE PRECEDED HIM. SHORTLY THEREAFTER HE WAS SPOTTED WITH THE TWANG FACTOR FOUR ORGANIZATION. GOD HELP US ALL.
PERSONALITY: KNOWN FOR HIS GRACEFUL STAGE PRESENCE, HARVIE IS A REAL LIVE WIRE. MASQUERADING AS A RAGGED MIDDLE-AGED MAN, HARVIE IS BELIEVED TO BE 13 1/2 YEARS OF AGE. DO NOT SELL HIM BEER! AGENTS SHOULD BE WARY OF ANY CONTACT WITH HARVIE. ALL INFORMATION CONCERNING "WOODY" IS CONFIDENTIAL.
